Are We Lumberjacks?

Thursday, June 13, 2013

I fixed Obama's newest campaign bumper sticker:

I understand Ned Beatty was so traumatized by the movie, he never bought another canoe.

lumberjack: [in a cabin in the mountains, Jim wakes up and bangs his head on the table he was sleeping under] Alex Rieger: Jim, are you alright? "Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: Yeah...uh ... who are you? Alex Rieger: I'm Alex. We're friends, we work together. "Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: What? are we, lumberjacks? Alex Rieger: No, we're cabdrivers. "Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: I bet we don't do much business up here!

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