The State Department has apparently dispatched
an elderly lesbian to handle the situation.*
I don't know what we were hoping to find. The French and this administration are natural allies in their disdain for all things American.
* apologies to elderly lesbians everywhere.
Did you know, that in WW I, officers would rouge their cheeks to cover their fear?
ReplyDelete.
Sure, they claimed it was for that reason. The French officers also wore silk undergarments "to help us run faster."
ReplyDelete