"blizzard of the century"? Snort! We can get a couple of feet of snow and 60 mph winds in a few hours up here. Call when you get some real weather.
Sorry, I forgot the "scare quotes". I meant to say "blizzard of the century". The "people" around "here" have been hyping it for "days" now.
Update**** the bread has run out. The toilet paper can't last much longer...
Are you sure you're utilizing each appropriately?.
Not sure how you all do it in Oregon, but around here we've been instructed to sit in the living room and eat bread. The toilet paper is for traction when you get stuck in the snow of course.
Around here, we use kitty litter for traction, but toast the bread and use it to brew beer.
"blizzard of the century"? Snort! We can get a couple of feet of snow and 60 mph winds in a few hours up here. Call when you get some real weather.
ReplyDeleteSorry, I forgot the "scare quotes". I meant to say "blizzard of the century". The "people" around "here" have been hyping it for "days" now.
ReplyDeleteUpdate**** the bread has run out. The toilet paper can't last much longer...
ReplyDeleteAre you sure you're utilizing each appropriately?
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Not sure how you all do it in Oregon, but around here we've been instructed to sit in the living room and eat bread. The toilet paper is for traction when you get stuck in the snow of course.
ReplyDeleteAround here, we use kitty litter for traction, but toast the bread and use it to brew beer.
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