This Vanity Fair Thing

So anyway, Vanity Fair does these photoshops of conservatives on the bodies of what they are calling "beefcakes". First off, let me say that a cake made out of beef sounds like a wonderful thing. But the beefcake was an empty promise. A lie.

And the VF photos disappointed. Come on guys; this is supposed to be Mike Huckabee?:


Believe me, I know how hard it is to match skin tones. I often miss the mark. But these guys didn't even try. And how does this sweaty guy keep nothing but his face dry?

So anyway, Photoshop was already open. I painted in sweat.. photo filtered a little red in.. then this happened:



Now that's how you do beefcake Vanity Fair.

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