tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85084192024-03-07T14:39:48.652-05:00Are We Lumberjacks?lumberjackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00526686322561961481noreply@blogger.comBlogger7162125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8508419.post-47659696088657370192022-03-03T13:20:00.002-05:002022-03-03T13:20:26.147-05:00Just Saw This<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEj22234nkODMFlm28CdGkPunpRvLaJXIzMieLHio0zJZxn97cr4pwMODi0F3goIrXJ6Jc--wkd_Q9IX0mJkoGMysQWn6OyVAfjXlsORzD939Up9wR0c7S-bqyDgoFC5Vj19pqJyFLDWfxjBibHCJoXL2b3rnvWUavGEG9luCrjTAO4rxtTPrQ" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="630" data-original-width="1200" height="355" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEj22234nkODMFlm28CdGkPunpRvLaJXIzMieLHio0zJZxn97cr4pwMODi0F3goIrXJ6Jc--wkd_Q9IX0mJkoGMysQWn6OyVAfjXlsORzD939Up9wR0c7S-bqyDgoFC5Vj19pqJyFLDWfxjBibHCJoXL2b3rnvWUavGEG9luCrjTAO4rxtTPrQ=w675-h355" width="675" /></a></div><br /> I just saw this image again on <a href="https://www.thegatewaypundit.com" target="_blank">Gateway Pundit</a> and it never fails to make me laugh. Doesn't even need a caption.<p></p><p>Kinda makes you see why Vlad isn't particularly worried about riling the senile old man in the white house.</p>lumberjackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00526686322561961481noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8508419.post-90111745641942493732021-02-25T13:48:00.001-05:002021-02-25T13:48:21.517-05:00<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLerUxSLfVprif-2r42t96KMjjXuxmPxulUWnNCx_o3pHo8xeiFn5YzLXnCZ0o6v9SyvV_wFlflEYmni76AtSv16UHWrSzWzfHgXWSbh43WPNe79kBZMBg-nIbXrkq0l0MdZqN/" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img data-original-height="800" data-original-width="1200" height="266" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLerUxSLfVprif-2r42t96KMjjXuxmPxulUWnNCx_o3pHo8xeiFn5YzLXnCZ0o6v9SyvV_wFlflEYmni76AtSv16UHWrSzWzfHgXWSbh43WPNe79kBZMBg-nIbXrkq0l0MdZqN/w400-h266/iu.jpeg" width="400" /></a></div><br /><i>Joe Biden when the afternoon nurse tries to give him vanilla</i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><i>instead of chocolate pudding. </i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><i> </i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">May as well get my prediction in before it's too late. 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You would have to use a minimum number of actual ballot writers and ballot transporters. If you had an army of confederates the chances are good that you would inadvertently include someone who would rat out the whole operation. </p><p>But it <i>would </i>take an army to fill out hundreds of thousands or millions of fake ballots completely. </p><p>Now I hear that they've found 450,000 ballots marked only for Joe Biden. No other candidates selected, just Joe Biden. In my daydream election heist that is what I feared would get me caught. </p><p><br /></p>lumberjackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00526686322561961481noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8508419.post-18010978050025637602020-10-31T13:37:00.001-04:002020-10-31T13:37:35.400-04:00It's Official: Once Again I'm the Most Awesome Man in the World<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjY3gR5WI2mYZQ3XoJnZ1f_BJyZSVs3jfe0Hya1SydW7icIG8xztyfrquuYdwkVgMzrN18_lLFYidHAGveiE2e6ZOqsupanXI5fv-FtmTFMZUKWL_lLL1Avx6KFqBC4k1nT8DfT/" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="816" data-original-width="615" height="375" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjY3gR5WI2mYZQ3XoJnZ1f_BJyZSVs3jfe0Hya1SydW7icIG8xztyfrquuYdwkVgMzrN18_lLFYidHAGveiE2e6ZOqsupanXI5fv-FtmTFMZUKWL_lLL1Avx6KFqBC4k1nT8DfT/w283-h375/1_Sean-Connery-as-James-Bond.jpg" width="283" /></a></div><p></p><blockquote style="border: none; margin: 0 0 0 40px; padding: 0px;"><p></p><div style="text-align: left;">Didn't want it to come about like this though. RIP Sean Connery.</div><p></p></blockquote>lumberjackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00526686322561961481noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8508419.post-35354411803579646132020-08-28T17:04:00.000-04:002020-08-28T17:04:46.799-04:00How Committed Are You? <p> Say you're an anti Trump enlightened and thoroughly woke individual. Could I get you to change your mind about him for ten dollars? How about one hundred dollars? A thousand? If I promised you ten thousand dollars to change your mind and vote for Trump, would you do it? No?</p><p>OK, so how about this, how bout if I call you names, would that make you change your mind? Or if I confronted you on the street? Roughed you up and maybe damaged your car, would that make you see things my way? Alright, what if I burned your business to the ground. That would certainly make you see things my way, right? </p><p>No, of course not. Hard to see then why the super woke think they're advancing their cause by their actions. They're not changing any minds. And Democrat support of the tantrum hoard is driving likely voters <i>toward</i> Trump. </p><p>It's a crazy world. Hope everyone is staying safe.</p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p>lumberjackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00526686322561961481noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8508419.post-1421921618055649522020-06-04T12:08:00.001-04:002020-06-04T12:08:56.383-04:00QuestionJust a question: Who are the protests aimed at?<br />
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Just kidding, I shop at Costco and Sam's Club so before any of this began I had enough toilet paper to last the Russian army through the next decade. In fact, if I can perfect my origami toilet paper face mask I might end up retiring with more money than Jeff Bezos. Just sayin. I got 99 problems but toilet paper ain't one of them.<br />
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So the dog. I got a new phone with an infrared camera and I'm practicing with it. Why would you want an infrared camera? Well they can be used as an aid to troubleshooting electronics. See the picture? Well if I suspected that Mr Beasley (the dog) had an electrical fault, the picture would tell me to begin by checking at his right eye. He doesn't have a fault though, in fact he just had a tune-up.<br />
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So OK I'm bored. The good news is that my boredom has motivated me to grow spiritually. And, little known fact here, maximum spiritual growth comes from playing Candy Crush and writing snarky Amazon reviews. So turns out spirituality was right in my wheelhouse. Quarantine has just sharpened my skills but turns out I was going in the right direction all along.<br />
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<br />lumberjackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00526686322561961481noreply@blogger.com20tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8508419.post-84130204170194320142016-12-18T18:14:00.001-05:002016-12-18T18:14:10.738-05:00The Russians Did It<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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lumberjackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00526686322561961481noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8508419.post-44937764853081668442016-07-15T10:48:00.004-04:002016-07-15T10:48:58.363-04:00In France<br />
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lumberjackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00526686322561961481noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8508419.post-17214472082025450282016-04-04T10:30:00.001-04:002016-04-04T10:30:28.240-04:00Oh Nellie<br />
Scott Sterling is back...<br />
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You may of course remember him from <a href="http://arewelumberjacks.blogspot.com/2014/11/like-mustachioed-lion-dragging-gazelle.html">here</a>.<br />
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lumberjackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00526686322561961481noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8508419.post-17344836910611151632016-03-29T22:27:00.000-04:002016-03-29T22:29:13.844-04:00Hijack Tomfoolery <br />
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There was a time, before Obama ruined everything, when this would have been an American boy, cracking wise in a dangerous situation. Still, good to know a Brit has stepped up to help fill the shenanigan deficit.<br />
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lumberjackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00526686322561961481noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8508419.post-56061020820726309462016-03-04T11:44:00.002-05:002016-03-04T11:44:44.445-05:00I'm Celebrating Grammar Day<br />
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<br />lumberjackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00526686322561961481noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8508419.post-3512648018611152002016-02-23T19:10:00.001-05:002016-02-23T19:10:58.228-05:00Chelsea's Sweet Sweet Tears<br />
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Rehearsed agitprop to be sure, but those tears sure looked tasty.<br />
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<br />lumberjackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00526686322561961481noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8508419.post-60540869901473046082016-02-08T10:37:00.003-05:002016-02-08T10:38:29.781-05:00Livin Large<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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lumberjackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00526686322561961481noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8508419.post-46786830110311730742016-01-24T19:04:00.000-05:002016-01-24T19:04:13.412-05:00Shoveling<br />
It's the same every Blizzard of the Century. I go out to shovel, and all I hear from the wife is:<br />
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"Why are you clutching your chest?"<br />
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"Is there any more bread in the freezer?"<br />
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<br />lumberjackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00526686322561961481noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8508419.post-91888664554127078192016-01-22T16:21:00.001-05:002016-01-22T16:21:10.234-05:00Blizzard of 2016<br />
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OK, just 3 hours into the blizzard of the century and I've already eaten two loaves of bread. Wonder if I should chance a run to Sam's Club?<br />
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From <a href="http://www.chron.com/houston/article/Federal-officials-arrest-man-in-connection-with-6727623.php#photo-9180066" target="_blank">Chron</a>:<br />
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: RobotoRegular, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">A Houston man has been arrested in connection with a suspected arson at a mosque on Christmas Day, but<b> the motive for the crime remains a mystery</b>, with the suspect maintaining he was a regular at the mosque.</span></blockquote>
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: RobotoRegular, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">Yup, it's a big mystery. I mean, no chance he got tired of waiting for an expected injustice, right? Right? </span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: RobotoRegular, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">Come on America, don't you feel played yet? Now they're doing arson to get your attention. </span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: RobotoRegular, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">Makes me long for the good old days when an injustice could be had by taking a deconstructed alarm clock to school and acting suspicious all day. </span><br />
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Hope you got all the good presents and your castle was lousy with smiles.<br />
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