Thursday, March 15, 2007

Islamic Fascists


In case you forget who we're dealing with:
I decapitated with my blessed right hand the head of the American Jew, [Wall Street Journal reporter] Daniel Pearl, in the city of Karachi, Pakistan. For those who would like to confirm, there are pictures of me on the Internet holding his head.
Q: For the crime of?
A: Being an American Jew.
And that's just one of the 31 things he's confessed (bragged about?) to.

2 comments:

  1. Oh it's braggin' all right!
    Break out the dunking boards and the Celine Dion music!

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  2. I wouldn't shed a tear if they covered his whole cell in velcro and made him spend from dawn to dusk untangling his fuzzy self. (while listening to Celine Dion)

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