Saturday, November 10, 2007

Jimmy Plinks a Cat

Jimmy Carter "accidentally" shot his sister-in-law's cat, apparently:
Lamentably, I killed your cat while trying just to sting it. It was crouched, as usual, under one of our bird feeders & I fired from some distance with bird shot. It may ease your grief somewhat to know that the cat was buried properly with a prayer & that I’ll be glad to get you another of your choice.
The "another of your choice" gets me. Her choice? Her choice is you didn't shoot her cat Jimmy.

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