Shane Becker Update

No word yet on a possible corporate sponsorship of any lawsuits that might result from the inhuman treatment of poorshane. My advice: try to get the Massengill and Summers Eve folks into a bidding war. This could turn into a gold mine; though I understand that poorshane will probably have to spend most of his upcoming fortune on treatment for the debilitating PTSD that surely will result from this unfortunate incident.