What is the difference between an SUV and a golf ball? Tiger woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards.
***Update: A bear walks into a bar and says "I would like a beer ... " waits 30 seconds, then says "... and a wine cooler."
The bartender says, "OK. But why the big pause?"
The bear says, "I dunno. I've always had them"
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