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I'll Save You

Hang on my furry brother, I, the fox, the One, will save you.

From an E-Mail

to Oregon Guy (har)

"The good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories. But two things made me take it down.

First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.

Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that.

My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks
where people literally drove up my yard."

Good Advice

Some Days You Eats the Bear

And some days the bear eats you.

So Happy We're Loved Around the World Now

Course, I scratch my head at anyone who cares about vague impressions of America by uninformed people in other countries, but for those of you who really cared about America's image: you've still got a ways to go.

Images from Fars News, Iran.

Children Fearing Santageddon

There have been a lot of mediocre bad-Santa collections but this one is quite good. My favorites are the ones where Santa is quite aware that the little one has gone into shock but he still feels that it's his responsibility to smile on. ("Sure, it's chaos, but I held up my end of the bargain.")








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More Sorry from Copenhagen

Just trying to show that I'm not above beating a dead horse when he's down.

Dadada

Jonah Goldberg had an interesting video link.



Now that tune will be stuck in your head all day.