Wednesday, November 19, 2014
I thought it was a goof: grown men pretending to be lumberjacks. (the inverse of course, is common: Lumberjacks pretending to be grown men) But even TMZ has certified it as a real thing now.
So am I concerned about getting lost in the growing pool of faux lumberjacks? Nah. I'll worry when they start blogging.
Sorry for the blogging-pause, by the way. I had my gallbladder removed on Friday and haven't been doing much of anything. I know, you're skeptical. You'd expect me to remove my own gallbladder, and be back pretending to chop down trees the next day. Well, I didn't excise my own gallbladder because the wikipedia page wasn't specific enough on some parts of the procedure. Normally I'd just go in and poke around until I found it but just this once I decided to let Obama's new, perfect, healthcare do the job.
As for why I wasn't out there pretending to chop down trees the next day: I showed up, but there were all these other pretend lumberjacks milling about; making chainsaw noises and pretending to harass the spotted owls. It looked like they had the situation well in hand so I left the field to them for a few days.
Posted by lumberjack at 11:38 AM
Wednesday, November 12, 2014
Three U.S. sailors were assaulted by a group of young left-wingers in Istanbul on Wednesday, with the aggressors chanting “Yankee go home” while placing plastic bags on the Americans’ heads.
A liberal group? That's odd, huh? Expect the administration to investigate what the sailors might have done to precipitate this kind of treatment.
Posted by lumberjack at 7:00 PM
Tuesday, November 11, 2014
Wednesday, November 05, 2014
I didn't post anything last night because it seemed so much like a dream, but Larry Hogan is our new governor. In Maryland. I was beginning to think we'd never see another Republican win.
Funny thing, it's been so long since I've had them, but Democrat tears taste more salty than I remember. Good though. Still good.
Posted by lumberjack at 5:34 PM