Jimmy Carter Celebrates

No longer the worst president!

Islamic Terror

Sad to hear about the atrocities in Paris. The world is outraged. I expect our president to respond with a devastating hashtag.

Doing the Math

Via NRO, this is almost not farfetched:



 If you're offended by this, please state your grievance in the comments* so that apologies and lamentations can begin as soon as possible. I do not desire that any victim suffer longer than is absolutely necessary to harvest their sweet sweet tears.

* in Urdu please

Freedom

(enhugenate via click)

forgot where I found it