Venus Transit

I haven't mentioned it because anyone strange enough to read Lumberjacks is cosmic (lunar) enough to be plugged into the Venus transit already. But I will remind you of the time.... it starts in ten minutes!

Most of you are welders as well, so I'll remind you not to look at the sun without your goggles or helmet on. (go ahead, use the helmet; it'll scare the neighbors)

Strangely, scientists have found that only conservatives need eye protection when looking at the sun. Liberals can stare into the sun without harm. Who knew? No, seriously, even liberals will go blind, so don't sue me, ok?

American Revolution

"So it's agreed then -- we revolt. Let me remind the
distinguished gentleman from Virginia though; I'm going to
duel the next man who calls the Slurpee ban "the last straw"."

MSNBamaC

I noticed too: Developing MSM trend: Begging GOP governors of states with healthier economies to give plaudits to Obama

Doug Powers has a couple of clips at the link. One is CNN and one MSNBC, so this does seem to be coordinated. Could it be that the White House wanted sound bites for a future political ad? How sleazy is that, the president giving the MSM marching orders?

To their credit, no worthwhile bites were given.

My Hero: the Driver

I did almost the exact same thing. Except not when I proposed to lumberwife; I used the same method to ask my neighbor if I could borrow his extension ladder. If I recall correctly, he was too choked up to get it from the garage for me.

Might have even been the same tune.

Rockin in the Desert

thanks: B

We Get This All the Time

Not one of mine.

With three dogs, we never know who to blame so I usually pick one at random and shame him to tears.

thanks: lumberkid

Obamadonna

The best part about making this one was the naming of the picture.

Well, Yes, I Suppose It Is

found

Designer Shirt

Got the template over at Peoples Cube, and I just couldn't resist, even though I'm sure I've made him this shirt before.

Pretty Sure It's a Photoshop

How can you tell? Well, first off it's the pixels. (always say, "I can tell by the pixels.") Second, think about it, would Barack Obama share his own cigarettes? No. Barack Obama would have no problem sharing your cigarettes, but not his own.

ah, found the source, click for more