Dogs Do Sometimes Disappoint

But if your dog goes hippie, you can rehab him with a rolled up newspaper. Cats take offense at such things.

BTW, one of our dogs decided he would pee where he darned well pleased last night. So I spy him whizzing on the side of a chair and I'm so surprised that I call him by the wrong name, "Skippy! Nooo!!!"

Well he forgot he was housebroken but he hadn't forgotten his name so he goes right on piddling. No doubt, thinking to himself, "Wow, it sure sounds like he's mad at Skippy."

So anyway, he goes back in the crate tonight. Problem with that is that the other dog, Skippy, likes to sleep in the crate. In Skippy's eyes, I'll be rewarding the little criminal.

By the way, "Skippy" is a nom de hound. All of my dogs are named "Password". I figure, cut out the middleman.

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Dueling Hitchenses

Just 2 hours if you've got the time... fact is I haven't watched the whole thing myself yet.

Am I Missing Something?

This is the ceiling light fixture that illuminates non-electric buildings
by harnessing the power of sunlight. Powered by rechargeable batteries,
the lamp's four LEDs cast bright white light inside porches, boathouses,
sheds, gazebos or any structure where electricity is inaccessible.

OK so it's got batteries so in theory you could save up electricity for use in the middle of the night.. But 4 little LED's? Here's the deal: Open the door. Pull back the curtains. Cut a large hole in the roof. Don't spend money on stupid toys.

Another Promise Broken

Remember when Obama said, "You won't find me in a sundress and a chair, levitating in some European city, singing Lili Marleen."?

File that one with, "You can keep your old health insurance."

A Dog Named Dog

Another difference between cats and dogs. Cats refuse to get involved in gun making. Say it's "not civilized". (then they go poop in a box in the laundry room)

Russians Protest

Waiting for the storms to come, I came across these Russians, protesting something. OK, so here's the deal, Russians: We can't support your protests if we can't read your signs. Sheesh, learn to spell.

All you can do is guess. I'm guessing the signs say:

"Please help us, we can't spell for beans." and...

"He tells the truth, he's a terrible speller." and...

"I have to cover my face because I'm laughing at what bad spellers those two are."

At 20 Seconds You're All "This May Be Good"

Then the other seconds hit, and you're all "maybe my singing isn't as bad as I thought."

Out for a Ride

I'd Rather Be...

Read on NRO: no golf until after the election. That has to be taking a toll.

Now is the time to somehow fool us bitter clingers. He'll be eating hot dogs and drinking beer. No lobster, in public, and his unicorn tears elixir will have to be taken behind closed doors.

New Urban Sport

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