Live Journal Russian Founds

Live Journal seems to have a lot of Rooskies. Many of them are pretty clever. These are just a few of their found images.

Beach Eye

Some beastie was having a bad day:

State wildlife officials in Florida are trying to determine the species of the blue eyeball, which was discovered by Gino Covacci on Pompano Beach, north of Fort Lauderdale.

'It was very, very fresh,' he told the Sun Sentinel. 'It was still bleeding when I put it in the plastic bag.'

The eyeball has been put on ice to preserve it and will be analysed at the Florida Fish and Wildlife Research Institute in St Petersburg.

Agency spokeswoman Carli Segelson says the eyeball likely came from a marine animal, since it was found on a beach.

'This is definitely an unusual situation, where an eye would be found independent of any other body part,' she added.

So far, possibilities include a giant squid, a whale or some type of large fish.

If it's some sort of one eyed sea monster, at least we know he's not looking to get it back.

As Dangerous as..

See why we do background checks? If you've always been a chimp, then sorry.

Killing bin Laden Part II

"No, this not what I'm wearing to the second debate. This is 

what I'm wearing to go out and kill Osama bin Laden... again."

That's right, as preparation for the second debate, Obama will kill Osama again. In fact, he'll probably continue killing him right up until the last minute.

Think of it: Obama comes striding onto the stage 5 minutes late. He bounds up to the lectern, smoke wafting from his shoulders, and says, "Sorry I'm late. I was killing bin Laden again. I suppose in a way, I'll always be killing him."

Then he'll light a bent filterless cigarette and everyone will let him, even though there's no smoking in the building because, well: awesome.

aaannnd, scene.

About That Window

Get your bets down. Who done it? and how many Obama bumper stickers did they have on their car?:

DENVER - Denver police are looking for a person who shot at a field campaign office for President Obama in Denver Friday afternoon...

Sure, it could have been a very stupid person who hates Obama. ("Hate obama, therefore must kill campaign office window.") That's possible. But whenever these things happen my first instinct it to consider the possibility that it's a self-inflicted liberal sympathy gambit.

Joe Biden Wins

The American Dental Association gives the debate to Biden.

Mind Reading?

Wow, busy week. It's already Public Service Announcement Friday. This is a good one.

Hey Joe Biden

"Yer gonna need a bigger boat"

***Update:

***Update 2:

I see now, they're both Thors. Joe's feigned laughter is pretty easy for me to see through. How does the non political viewer see this though? I'm guessing people who aren't political junkies are watching King of the Hill.

First Swim

These rescued ducks meet water for the first time. Their story is here. Their duck poop is everywhere.

In the end, they approve.

Art Class

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