John Kerry's Input

"OK John, we'll vote one more time; Those in favor of razing 

Syria in a fashion reminiscent of Genghis Khan, raise a hand."

They're Japanese

As if that explains it...



I had no idea you could even teach matryoshka dolls to sing.

And it's Asian Bonus Thursday!:

Miley Cyrus

via

Cat and Dogs

My brother sent me this link to hilarious cat gifs, many of which I hadn't seen before. 

So I googled (that reminds me -- I need to start a company, make its motto: "don't be evil", and then proceed to being evil) and what did I find? Symmetry.

So check them both out.

thanks Lumberbrudi

Where's the Proof of WMD's?

Re: Syria -- Payback is a... awww who am I kidding? This president might huff and puff, but the worst he will do is fire off a few cruise missiles. Justin Bieber will wrestle a bear before Obama stands up to Putin.

Joke

James Taranto has the first NSA joke I've heard:

It reminds us of this dude whose girlfriend dumped him: 

 "I've met somebody else."

"Who?" he demanded.

"His name is Jerry, and he works for the NSA."

"Why?" he pleaded. "What's he got that I don't have?"

"He listens to me."

Danger Will Robinson

I just came from picking up a registered letter. I was delayed by a woman asking about the email pictured above. Oh no. Even worse, the lady behind the counter said she got several other customers with that email this morning.

Of course the attached shipping label was a virus. Similar scams have used UPS, FedEx, and DHL logos. If you click on the file ("shipping label") your computer will become infected. 

If this had been from the US postal service, the email address would have ended in  "USPS.com". Instead it was something like "PrinceOfKenya@yohoo.it" or "OfficialGovernmentMailI'mNotKidding@yahoo.it"

So be warned. If you get a mail like this trash it. It's as bogus as Hillary Clinton's smile.

Busted

About That Lottery Ticket

Don't buy lottery tickets anytime soon. Dennis Kucinich obviously possesses all the luck on the planet. There's none left for the rest of us.

Dangerously Cute