I hired John Kerry this year to sit at top post and greet all the holiday visitors while I'm off doing Christmas.
But Lumberjack, he says, I look dreadful from too much of the peppermint schnaps. Yeah john, you do. Now smile at the people and say "Merry Christmas"
From the comments - an observation suggesting that John Kerry and Alice Cooper are the same person. Horsefeathers! They look nothing alike. But I must admit to having made a mistake. The above photo actually
is Alice Cooper. My bad. The following is John Kerry; I'm pretty sure:
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I don't know about you but i have never seen John Kerry and Alice Cooper together in a photo.
ReplyDeleteAnd a very merry Christmas to you, LJ!
ReplyDelete"we're all clones, all are one and one are all"
ReplyDeleteI thought Cooper had higher standards than that.
ReplyDelete"...and they listened to Alice Cooper music in a fashion reminiscent of Genghis Kahn."
ReplyDeleteA traitor as Secretary of State. This just keeps getting better and better.