Wow Pictures

Here, and be sure to check out the videos at the bottom of the page. This is what God gave you eyes for. (well, this and Taylor Swift)

h/t: Lumberbrudi

It's Getting Real on the Cain Campaign Trail

It seems another woman has come forward to accuse
Herman Cain of inappropriate behavior. In Chicago,
a Ms. M.O. (whose face has been obscured because
she's not very pretty) reports that Mr Cain "looked me
up and down like a dog sizing up a pork chop."

"Obviously at a time when we need a president who is supercool, we can't afford to gamble on a man who portrays typical male behavior."

***Update:

"I want to thank everyone as much as I possibly do."

Moustache har

also from presurfer

A Murmuration of Starlings

I've seen this twice. Once, in Sitges Spain, before it was gay, not that there's anything wrong with that. And once on the Eastern Shore, not that there's anything wrong with that.

In Sitges the streets are very narrow and most buildings are several stories high, thus giving the birds many Kamikaze possibilities. They would zoom around corners and seemingly decide on the next direction on the fly (har) at the last possible moment. I'll never know why the ground wasn't littered with bodies like lobster shells around the Obama's dinner table.

The second time I saw this phenomenon was on Maryland's Eastern Shore with the lumberwife. The suckers had the entire sky to play in but one of their favorite lanes was right across the smallish back road we were traveling. Which was good because it gave us an excuse to sit and watch them for a quarter hour or so. As I said, this was the Eastern Shore so it was impossible to get out of the car without being carried off by mosquitoes. Still, it was a great show.

The music here is Pachelbel's Canon in D, which ok, so there's that, but I muted it because I was already listening to Bruckner which also worked well. Listen to my Pachelbel link if you're interested. If you're not interested, listen twice, and thank lumberkid, who I look to for musical inspiration.

h/t: presurfer (not that there's ... you know)

Ah, Of Course

I saw this one last week and treated it as a brain-taunter. But today, seeing it through Derb's link I realized some people are answering it. Sooo..

And what if there were more answers available?

Dog for Sale!

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale 'He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.


The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

'You talk?' he asks.

'Yep,' the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'

The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young.. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA.

In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'

'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...
But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.' 'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because he's a liar. He's never been out of the yard'

The Fifth Beatle

The man's phenomenal: Nobel Peace Prize, an pretend Oscar, an invisible Grammy, a list of accomplishments as long as a list, of course he's the imaginary fifth Beatle.

Attacking Herman Cain

What news channel isn't running a Herman Cain attack story at the moment? One Newsbusters count says 63 stories in four days, but I suspect they're missing some.

Does this "story" deserve such attention; considering that we don't even have accusations beyond the possibility of Cain having once said "Darling, do you mind doctoring my tea for me?" (concerning the addition of lemon and honey)

Could it be that high-tech lynching is justified if your target is a black man? Does his race make it just a little bit easier for liberals to assume he's guilty? Haven't the Democrats moved on from Bull Connor yet?

Come back when you have some real evidence, MSM. Even if it's lies.

Looking Down on You

Chen Guangcheng RIP

Sadly, it looks as if the Chinese government has finally killed him.