Homeless Kai Smashes Heads When Necessary

h/t: wet/dry
bleeped profanity warning... you can get more colorful interviews with Kai from the Youtube.

Don't Panic

I'm Not Stopping

I'm not stopping until I hear the IRS banging on the door.

BTW, This was an awesome picture before I made my changes. Here's the source:

Shotgun? Who needs a shotgun? This guy could beat you senseless with his salo sandwich.

More Jay

Thank goodness the drone strikes are “legal, ethical, and wise,” because there are a lot more of them than when George W Bush was president.

I'm not complaining about drone strikes, although I know that if drone power is being used irresponsibly we'll never hear about it. However, if Bush was president there would be a whole different narrative. Everyone knows that GWB only targeted children, kittens, and butterflies.

Mission Accomplished

(to be fair, (HA!) the White House says "don't photoshop" on all of its photos. This warning I have always ignored)

Jumanji !

I'm the one who's got to die when it's time for me to
die, so let me live my life the way I want to.
-Barack Abraham Lincoln Hendrix

Gun Control

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Guns don't kill people. Awesome presidents single handedly keeping us safe by patrolling our ports on sharkback with an AK-47 kill people. In theory, anyway.

shark by Pierre Winther

So He Does Shoot Skeet... Maybe

So I suppose the president might shoots the skeets. It's not as if a president can't lie though is it? I mean, how do we know it's not a photoshop? Like this:

By the way, whenever you come across an image you think has been photoshopped, and the entire Star Trek Bulletin Board disagrees with you, just say, "I can tell because of the pixels."

See if you think the following are legit. Remember, as in the Government schools: there are no wrong answers.

Yikes, I just found out that the president has issued an executive order that this photo, if it is a photo, is not to be manipulated in any way. Yes, he says, he understands that the entire rest of the internet is subject to photoshop manipulation. And yes he saw some of those hilarious those terrible photoshops of President Bush, but this is different. This is probably racist.

About Those Speed Cameras

Maryland has been installing speed cameras. And there seems to be some confusion over how they operate. Just so you guys know: the camera won't even take your picture if you aren't going 12 mph over the speed limit. Also! Going 10 mph under the speed limit will not get you civic awards or kudos.

It seems that lately I've been stuck behind a lot of people who want to show the state that they're the slowest of anybody. "Me speed? I think that if you check the photo archives you'll find that I never travel above 25 miles per hour, officer."

Aerodynamic Connection

h/t: bildschirmarbeiter.com