No Huevos Aqui

Regarding stopping government payments to Planned Parenthood:

But Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, Kentucky Republican, who wants to avoid a shutdown, said in an interview with a Kentucky TV station this week that his party lack the votes to halt the payments. 

“The way you make a law in this country, the Congress has to pass it, the president has to sign it,” he told WYMT. “The president’s made it very clear he’s not going to sign any bill that includes defunding of Planned Parenthood … that’s another issue that awaits a new president.”

 So the president would shut down the government if he doesn't get everything he wants? Then let him shut down the government.

Ever since Bill Clinton blamed the Republican Congress for shutting down the government the Repubs have been running scared. Let the Republicans say, "It's obvious the American people do not want payments made to Planned Parenthood, and if the President wants to shut down the government over this, then it's on him."

Trump is doing well because he says he'll stand up to the liberals. I've had it up to here with timid Republicans.

Kanye and Kim

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Trump Out In Front

"And coming around the bend, it's Donald Trump taking the lead on the inside..."

not my art, original here

Black Transgender Lives Matter

I was waiting for this:

Black Transgender Lives Matter activists disrupted a Hillary Clinton campaign stop in Ohio Thursday...

Up next: Black Transgender Real Estate Professionals Lives Matter, and Hispanic Gluten-Intolerant Left Handed Lives Matter. 

Seems like eventually we'll get around to All Lives Matter, we're just doing it piecemeal in order to make the point that Scandinavian forklift mechanics are dead last. 

2 Signs

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We Think the Ducks Like It

Animal Rights activist beducked:

Madrid (AFP) - An animal rights activist was beaten with a duck by a Spanish woman defending one of the country's most bizarre and controversial festival traditions.  

The man was whacked with the bird while he filmed the annual "duck chase" in the Catalonian seaside town of Roses, where every August ducks are thrown into the Mediterranean and then caught and brought back to the shore by swimmers. 

"Continue, continue. Continue to abuse, I am filming you. A little bit of empathy for the animals. They also have a life, like your children or your family," the man who was filming can be heard saying in a video of the incident released by animal rights group Animal Rescue Espana. 

The footage shows a young woman wearing a white bathing suit attack the man with a duck -- holding it by the legs as she repeatedly lashes him with it. 

As the attack goes on, animal rights activists gathered on the shore can be heard chanting, "You would not do that to your dog," before they were removed by police. 

Every year since 1918 about 50 ducks are thrown into the sea in the town north of Barcelona, with swimmers then racing in to catch them and bringing them ashore however they can.

We can only hope that the activists hung around to dry off the ducks. (with recyclable hemp towels)

Ashley Madison Hack

A hook-up site for married people? You mean like 

a coat hook? I swear, thought I was joining Netflix.

Don't Count Hillary Out

She can still draw a crowd.

Irrefutable Truth

Over 95% of all problems can be solved 

with a wooden spatula.

It Worked Well

until Dmitry sneezed.