Love

Found this one.

Man it's hot out there. It's enough to combust Hope and Change, oh wait, we're safe because there never was any Hope and what Change there was needs burning.

I know it might sound like I just tied a simple weather observation in knots in order to say something bad about the President, but I assure you that's not the case. I support the President 100% and if he weren't a hopeless incompetent, I'd probably consider voting for him. It's not his fault that he has no experience, work ethic, economic understanding, or character. He's an excellent golfer and he's got fantastic teeth. If we ever need a president who excels in those areas, we know who to call.