[in a cabin in the mountains, Jim wakes up and bangs his head on the table he was sleeping under]
Alex Rieger: Jim, are you alright?
"Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: Yeah...uh ... who are you?
Alex Rieger: I'm Alex. We're friends, we work together.
"Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: What? are we, lumberjacks?
Alex Rieger: No, we're cabdrivers.
"Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: I bet we don't do much business up here!
It makes total sense. Except it doesn't. It make sense because what are you going to do? Bury it? Cremate it? How much would either cost?
How much would that much meat cost? That was save/save and besides, lions eat them in Africa and it's the Circle of Life and all that (not as fun as Hakuna Matata, but still...)
It makes absolutely no sense because the reaction was as predictable as saying the glass will break when it's a foot from the concrete floor after falling 10 feet.
We lack two things in this world.
People who can look at things logically.
and
People who can look at plans and say, "Guys, maybe this isn't such a good idea."
It's good for entertainment, bad for civilization.
Yeah, stupidest thing in the world was to butcher it in front of children.
The internet says that other zoos had offered it a home, (and I think if it's on the internet it has to be true) but perhaps zoos are very competitive and this zoomaster wanted to mess with his competitors:
"Oh yes, we received you offer on the young giraffe and we'd be delighted to send him to you. (muffled shot on the background) Think it'd be ok to send him in two boxes?"
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It makes total sense.
Except it doesn't.
It make sense because what are you going to do? Bury it? Cremate it?
How much would either cost?
How much would that much meat cost?
That was save/save and besides, lions eat them in Africa and it's the Circle of Life and all that (not as fun as Hakuna Matata, but still...)
It makes absolutely no sense because the reaction was as predictable as saying the glass will break when it's a foot from the concrete floor after falling 10 feet.
We lack two things in this world.
People who can look at things logically.
and
People who can look at plans and say, "Guys, maybe this isn't such a good idea."
It's good for entertainment, bad for civilization.
Yeah, stupidest thing in the world was to butcher it in front of children.
The internet says that other zoos had offered it a home, (and I think if it's on the internet it has to be true) but perhaps zoos are very competitive and this zoomaster wanted to mess with his competitors:
"Oh yes, we received you offer on the young giraffe and we'd be delighted to send him to you. (muffled shot on the background) Think it'd be ok to send him in two boxes?"
Oh yeah, I forgot they did it in front of a bunch of kids.
Yeah, they really needed that person to suggest it wasn't such a good idea.
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