A woman recently appointed as head of a local NAACP chapter in Spokane, Washington has apparently spent years "disguising" herself as black, according to the woman's parents.
Her name is Rachel Dolezal. The Washington Times reports Dolezal, has identified as white, black and Native American.
"Ma'am, I was wondering if your dad really is an African-American man," Humphrey asked.
Dolezal says she's been the victim of eight documented hate crimes in Idaho...
"I don't understand the question," Dolezal answered.
Call them pseudo aggressions, pretend hate crimes for pretend minorities.
Actually, are we scandalized? Is a white woman pretending to be black that much worse than the celebrity eco-warriors who fly private jets and burn carbon like, well, like some metaphor that indicates they burn really lots of it?
Yeah, we're in the year of the liar for the next hundred years.
"At this point, what does it matter?"
Dolezal's parents, who live in Troy, MT, say Rachel has been deceiving people. They want people to know the truth. pic.twitter.com/sS3aiUwD0H— Taylor Viydo (@KREMTaylor) June 11, 2015
Take it from a genuine lumberjack; Your next, best, move is to indignantly ask why Colonel Saunders and Angela Merkel are pretending to be your parents.