Saturday, October 04, 2008

Pie Chart




Scientists have abandoned the tired concept of a Food Pyramid.
They now favor so called "Self-charting Foods" such as pizza,
cake, pie, cake with pie on top, cake with pizza on top, and
my favorite: a pie pan full of brown sugar.




Friday, October 03, 2008

Good News


Good news, not only are attacks down, coalition forces are getting the bitter enders:

LONDON (Reuters) - U.S.-led forces said they shot dead a leader of al Qaeda in Iraq on Friday who was the mastermind behind a series of deadly recent bombings in Baghdad.

A spokesman for coalition forces said Mahir Ahmad Mahmud Judu' al-Zubaydi, also known as Abu Assad or Abu Rami, had been al Qaeda in Iraq's "emir" of the Rusafa neighborhood of the capital.

Troops surrounded a building in the Adhamiya area of Baghdad after intelligence reports that Abu Rami was inside, and called on the occupants to surrender, the spokesman said.

Coalition forces were shot at from the building and returned fire, killing Abu Rami and a female, spokesman Rear Admiral Patrick Driscoll said in a statement.

They even gave warning so that he could have sent the woman out. What is it about these scum? They have one last chance to do something redeeming in their evil little lives and they say, "No honey, you die too."

Anyway, good news to go into the weekend with; a real bomber of women and children is no longer walking the earth.

Hunting Season Is Open



Sarah Palin, mentally calculating how
much room she's got in the freezer.




Why They Hate Us




I'll take Paul Lynde to block.

Thursday, October 02, 2008

Hey Olbermann Wake Up



Who wants to bet Olbermann has got extra grump about him tomorrow? I'm not watching Obama TV tonight because I know they'll try to harsh my buzz. Tomorrow I may watch though, just to see the spin.


Prison Changes You



Well, Photoshop changes you, prison just gives me the excuse to use it. (and really, in my heart I know that I shouldn't be making fun of this woman. Look, her expression says it: "when I explain what I was doing, we're all going to laugh about this.")

Heavens to Betsy




This just keeps getting scarier. I'm racking my brain but I can't imagine this group being formed around any other candidate from either party, past or present. OK, well maybe Vermin Supreme, but he would have been kidding.

Just Yikes, the brown shirts are blue this time.

h/t: nimos

We're Number One

Oh, the humanity.

Give Til It Hurts




I think you might have to be an economist to completely understand the particular pickle we've been gotten into regarding this credit crisis. I say 'been gotten into' because we didn't do it, we didn't get into the pickle, it was done for us. As for getting out, I can understand how the whole Jenga can come down if credit dries up.

I can't say I'm happy to see the start we got off to: adding pork just because, well hey, it's lots of money, we should take some of it. I mean, if this is dire, if it's important, why can't our representatives just fix it? Not use the fix as a vehicle to fund projects, not use it to bash republicans, just freaking fix.

So I don't know. It would seem intervention is called for. But it also seems that the majority of our interveners are monkeys with hand grenades. If I could even trust their intent to do good, I'd feel OK with this mess.

So, more diversion:


"Nick who? You better hope Nick Nolte isn't
back in there, cause I'll kick his ass!"


Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Dude, Share



It's not always a good idea to tell your roommate where you're going to protest today.

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