Wednesday, May 05, 2010

Brown Bailout


Federal Express has always been more than generous with its employees. So much so that unions have trouble finding disgruntled workers to unionize. But if a stealth change in the law makes its way through Congress, the unions may be able to get a foothold; thereby gaining immense power to do damage to the overnight shipping industry, imperil business operations across the country, and benefit UPS. From Brown Bailout:

Congress Should Not Change How FedEx Express is Regulated

An overwhelming number of Americans are fed up with special interest legislation designed to benefit corporate America, according to a new public opinion survey.

When asked, most of those polled agreed that it is inappropriate for companies to quietly place lobbyist-written provisions in legislation that benefit only their company. Eighty-eight percent said this practice is unfair and more than nine out of 10 respondents said the practice of “slipping language in laws and hoping no one notices” should be discontinued by Congress. Unfortunately, a special interest provision is holding up FAA Reauthorization, legislation that is vital to passenger safety, investment in space-based navigational technology and airport improvements.

The House version of the FAA Reauthorization bill includes a 230-word amendment, drafted by UPS lobbyists, that would change the labor laws that regulate FedEx Express (the Senate version does not). There was no public debate on the UPS provision, which is, in effect, a bailout to rescue UPS from competition in the marketplace. The UPS provision is aimed solely at undermining the reliability of FedEx Express’ time-sensitive package delivery that thousands of businesses worldwide have come to count on. And that is something Americans do not support.

What it is is: Since it began its overnight delivery service in 1971, FedEx has operated under the Railway Labor Act. That statute was designed to prevent or discourage major interruptions, such as labor strikes, in interstate commerce. Airlines and express-shipping companies handle time-sensitive materials vital to our economy and health care – such as emergency medical supplies, critical replacement parts for manufacturers’ factories and essential inventory stock — that its customers need ASAP. About 85 percent of FedEx parcels travel by air, so the classification makes sense. Its business model differs substantially from UPS.

The RLA allows unions to organize but it must be done on a national, not local, level. FedEx’s 125,000 employees include 4,500 who belong to the Air Line Pilots Association; the others are non-union and have rejected attempts by the Teamsters to organize them. FedEx brags that all of its work force is well-paid with competitive benefits.

UPS, twice the size of FedEx, delivers about 85 percent of its packages by trucks. Most parcels are not overnight delivery. Its 240,000 Teamsters-member employees can conduct local strikes under NLRB’s rules. And UPS has been more prone to labor problems and shutdowns. In 1997, for example, a 15-day Teamsters strike at UPS cost the national economy an estimated $15 billion.

If FedEx was under NLRB regulation, a handful of employees could shut down service at airports, including the Cedar Rapids facility, which handles 36,000-plus tons of airfreight annually.

Tools for Her




This would make a fine gift for Mother's Day. More versatile than a Chinese shovel.

via

Tuesday, May 04, 2010

North Korean Jokes


From here:

- Two men are talking on a Pyongyang subway train:

"How are you, comrade?"

"Fine, how are you doing?"

"Comrade, by any chance, do you work for the Central Committee of the Workers' Party?"

"No, I don't."

"Have you worked for the Central Committee before?"

"No, I haven't."

"Then, are any of your family members working for the Central Committee?"

"Nope."

"Then, get away from me! You're standing on my foot!"


and

- Kim Jong Il and Vladimir Putin are having a summit meeting in Moscow.
During a break, they're bored, and they decide to take a bet to see whose bodyguards are more loyal.

Putin is on the 20th floor and calls on his bodyguard Ivan, opens the window, and says: "Ivan, jump!"

Sobbing, Ivan says: "Mr. President, how can you ask me to do that? I have a wife and child waiting for me at home"

Putin sheds a tear himself, apologises to Ivan, and sends him away.

Next, it's Kim Jong Il's turn. He calls his bodyguard Lee Myung Man and yells: "Lee Myung Man, jump!"

Not hesitating for a split second, Lee Myung Man is just about to jump out the window.

Putin grabs Lee Myung Man to prevent him from jumping and says: "Are you out of your mind? If you jump out this window, you'll die! This is the 20th floor!"

Nevertheless, Lee Myung Man is still struggling, trying to escape Putin's embrace and jump out the window: "Mr. Putin, please let me go! I have a wife and child at home!"


Faisal Shahzad Spotted at Rally




Katie Couric and New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg pretty much had it figured out already. But now there's proof that Faisal Shahzad (per Katie: probably an Irish name) "drinks the tea":



She knew it. She just knew it.

***Update:
It seems he may not be quite the tea party player he seemed at first. The bumper stickers never lie:




In Communist Russia





Giant genetically engineered military war dogs get no respect.

(same as here)

One Last Question


Was he upset about Obamacare?:

Faisal Shahzad, a naturalized U.S. citizen born in Pakistan, was arrested late on Monday at John F. Kennedy International Airport in New York as he tried to take a flight to Dubai, local and federal officials said.

Shahzad, 30, was due to appear in federal court later on Tuesday to face charges of "driving a car bomb into Times Square on the evening of May 1," officials said. Had the bomb detonated, many people could have died, experts said.

"He's admitted to buying the truck, putting the devices together, putting them in the truck, leaving the truck there and leaving the scene," the law enforcement source told Reuters, speaking on condition of anonymity.

"He's claimed to have acted alone. He did admit to all the charges, so to speak," the source said, adding that investigators were still looking into his activities during a recent trip to Pakistan.

Monday, May 03, 2010

Diving Accident?


Sure, it looked like someone was going to get hurt. On the plus
side, he was possibly the smallest person anyone had ever seen.


But It's the Jonas Brothers


The Washington Post asked:

Was President Obama's joke about killing the Jonas Brothers with predator drones offensive?
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And did you hear that Obama's jokes at the White House Correspondents Association dinner were written by the Daily Show's writers? Bet he throws them under the bus if there's any collateral damage from the joke.

Street Signs


Baron and Dymphna have more faith in my photoshop than I do. They sent me this link to a curious Italian sign that announces prostitutes and leaves it to the citizen to decide what this information means to him. The sign:



Which, I think to me the sign would be mean: "Look at that big juicy tree behind the sign. Where's my ax?"






My favorite: "Prostitute con gelato" (prostitute with ice cream) was tough due to pixel and resolution constraints. This is a problem I've run into before when designing Italian graphics relating to prostitutes and ice cream. Well, we all have, no?

(trampoli=stilts, of course)

Saturday, May 01, 2010

Animal Rescue


The girls spent hours putting the 'baby ducks' back in the
water. The furry creatures finally resigned themselves to
being ducks and floated off downstream.


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