Tuesday, January 08, 2013

Yeah, What He Said



Sometimes I'll have an idea in my head that on paper is not when you read expressed as I want not good enough too.

See what I mean?

It's at those times that it's best to just rip off whole pages of James Taranto. Often, when he's done, there's nothing left to add:


"Who's Fox Butterfield?" is one of this column's most frequently asked questions. Answer: Butterfield was a reporter for the New York Times--he seems to have retired in 2005--whose crime stories served as the archetype for his eponymous fallacy.

"It has become a comforting story: for five straight years, crime has been falling, led by a drop in murder," Butterfield wrote in 1997. "So why is the number of inmates in prisons and jails around the nation still going up?" He repeated the trope in 2003: "The nation's prison population grew 2.6 percent last year, the largest increase since 1999, according to a study by the Justice Department. The jump came despite a small decline in serious crime in 2002." And in 2004: "The number of inmates in state and federal prisons rose 2.1 percent last year, even as violent crime and property crime fell, according to a study by the Justice Department released yesterday."

In that last story, Butterfield made reference to "the paradox of a falling crime rate but a rising prison population." The Butterfield Fallacy consists in misidentifying as a paradox what is in fact a simple cause-and-effect relationship: "Of course, the huge increase in the number of inmates has helped lower the crime rate by incapacitating more criminals behind bars." That quote is from Butterfield's own 1997 story, but it is a to-be-sure throwaway line, which he seems to have completely forgotten by 2004.

The Butterfield Fallacy is rooted in ideological prejudice....

...The Times's editors seem to have caught themselves in the Butterfield Fallacy over the weekend: "Despite New Health Law, Some See Sharp Rise in Premiums," read the early headline on the Times website. It was later changed to the more neutral "Health Insurers Raise Some Rates by Double Digits." Here's reporter Reed Abelson's lead paragraph:

Health insurance companies across the country are seeking and winning double-digit increases in premiums for some customers, even though one of the biggest objectives of the Obama administration's health care law was to stem the rapid rise in insurance costs for consumers.
So the real story is that ObamaCare is failing to deliver on its promises. To some of us that's utterly unsurprising, but there's no doubt it's newsworthy.

I was just reading about how $300 breast pumps are free now that Obamacare mandates coverage for them. Of course they're not free as in 'nobody has to pay for them'. They're only free in that the people who benefit from them don't have to pay for them. We all pay for them. Just as we all pay for morning after pills and birth control pills.

This is where the Euro-socialists don't understand the zero sum game. They have the false belief that wealth is finite and that me having an extra dollar this week means that some poor sap is a dollar short.

That's true if I stole the dollar from someone's tip jar. But not true if I got my extra dollar by carving a flute from a piece of driftwood. And if someone gave me a dollar for the flute it's because they wanted a flute; it's not because I robbed them. And it's the same whatever I do to earn money. Nobody loses money because I made some. It's not zero sum.

But the nation's health care budget is a zero sum game. At some point we will be paying as much as we possibly can for health care. And if you want to spend several billion dollars on breast pumps, birth control, and unneeded annual exams, the money has to come from somewhere.

It's not happening yet but one day there will be people not getting kidneys because everyone gets free birth control pills. Some people will have to suffer a few extra years with cataracts because everyone was promised free breast pumps.

That's zero sum. That's the government telling me what I must buy, dictating what I get out of it, and denying me what I would prefer.

Friday, January 04, 2013

Pelosi Photoshops



Nancy Pelosi's office photoshopped four faces into a photo so it would include all the Democratic women now in the House of Representatives. I don't understand why they didn't take the opportunity to jazz up the whole picture. I never close Photoshop until I've added all the bells and whistles.

Heartwarming Story




We have a winner in the cat vs. dog wonderfulness contest:

A blind dog in Wales who hardly ever left his basket because he would bump into things now has a new lease on life thanks to a helpful stray cat.

Because of cataracts, eight year-old pup Terfel can only see patches of light and darkness. But as soon as its owner adopted Pwditat, things changed.

On their first meeting the cat walked up to Terfel in its basket and led him out into the garden. Pwditat has continued to lead its vision-impaired friend around the home since.

"Pwditat immediately seemed to know that Terfel is blind," Anne Cragg, who cares for the pair now that their owner isn't able to, said. "She uses her paws to help guide him. They are glued to each other and even sleep together now."

Is that great or what? I sweet old dog pretending to be blind so that a stray cat can feel useful. Hands down winner: dog.

Looking Bad in Front of Your Friends





Wednesday, January 02, 2013

Duck Update and an Observation




As for that deal: The debt is a big problem. $1 in spending cuts for every $43 in new taxes is not balanced. This does nothing to fix the problem. It isn't even a serious attempt to fix the problem. And it's the deal Obama wanted.

I rest my case.

Tuesday, January 01, 2013

All Axes Pass for 2013




I was looking to get an all access pass to 2013 but couldn't find one so I decided to make my own. Feel free to print, laminate, and display. If anyone comes up to you in 2013 and says you can't be here, just show them the pass.

Bonus points if you holler, "I know my rights," as they put the handcuffs on.


Monday, December 31, 2012

What Was That?



The President just packed the White House with supporters so he could come out and announce that there was no deal yet? Really?

It was Obama doing the one thing he's good at: campaign rallies. Maybe someone at the White House can explain how this was in any way helpful.

Best Branch of 2012




Picked by the dog.

Saturday, December 29, 2012

Friday, December 28, 2012

About Those Christmas Cookies..



I never weigh myself with clothes on. (don't try to imagine it, no, really) This year though, I'm shaving first, clipping my nails, and making sure that I'm not holding my toothbrush. And if these numbers don't come down, I may get a haircut as well. I may need to postpone summer for a few months to get down to swimsuit weight this time around.


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