Proportions

Oh Nellie

Scott Sterling is back...



You may of course remember him from here.

Hijack Tomfoolery

Ben Innes, 26, from Leeds poses with 

(fake) (idiot) suicide bomber on EgyptAir flight.

There was a time, before Obama ruined everything, when this would have been an American boy, cracking wise in a dangerous situation. Still, good to know a Brit has stepped up to help fill the shenanigan deficit.

I'm Celebrating Grammar Day

You should to.

Chelsea's Sweet Sweet Tears

Rehearsed agitprop to be sure, but those tears sure looked tasty.

Livin Large

(clickabiggen)

Shoveling

It's the same every Blizzard of the Century. I go out to shovel, and all I hear from the wife is:

"Get up, you can't sleep in the driveway."

"Why are you clutching your chest?"

"Is there any more bread in the freezer?"

Blizzard of 2016

OK, just 3 hours into the blizzard of the century and I've already eaten two loaves of bread. Wonder if I should chance a run to Sam's Club?

A Real Head Scratcher

From Chron:

A Houston man has been arrested in connection with a suspected arson at a mosque on Christmas Day, but the motive for the crime remains a mystery, with the suspect maintaining he was a regular at the mosque.

Yup, it's a big mystery. I mean, no chance he got tired of waiting for an expected injustice, right? Right? 

Come on America, don't you feel played yet?  Now they're doing arson to get your attention. 

Makes me long for the good old days when an injustice could be had by taking a deconstructed alarm clock to school and acting suspicious all day. 

Merry Christmas

Hope you got all the good presents and your castle was lousy with smiles.