Jihadist Playing Cards

"This is the infamous Uncle Sam and he is assigned
the ace of spades because he runs the United States,
the Great Satan. We have reason to believe he is in
Iraq and will be captured soon."




"This is the Jewish Man. He has caused us much trouble
because he continues to exist, despite all our efforts
to try and change that. For this reason we give him
the Ace of Spades, the most important card."



"The next card is the Ace of Spades, the most important
card, and it is reserved for the Buddhists. First, because
they aren't Muslims, but also because they resist becoming
Muslims. Even the usually effective beheading conversion
doesn't work on them."



"Catholics! Same thing. Convert or die. Ace of Spades."



"This is the Sikh card. It is the Ace of Spades because
the Sikhs are trying to steal our title of "religion
of peace." They do this through the subterfuge of
nonviolence, with full knowledge that this is our weak
spot.



"Who have we reserved the highest card for? Cowboys, all
cowboys. And the horse they rode in on. Ace, spades, get
used to it."



"Gay men. They must be stoned to death because they do
not accept the normal relationship of one man, one wife,
another wife, another wife who accepts her beatings with
good cheer, oh, and the other wife."



Harlots, for the same reason. Also, have you heard her
music lately? Ace of Spades for sure."

UPDATE: More

More cards, some of them so high on the list that they
rate the "Ace of Spades"