But She Didn't Dance Good Enough, Darn It

Steven Cowan, 67 blasted his television set with a shotgun after watching Bristol

Palin's "Dancing with the Stars" routine Monday night, saying he was fed up with
politics and Palin wasn't a very good dancer, according to court documents.

MSNBC suspects, but can't prove, that alcohol was involved. In Palin's dancing, that is. "We're unsure why she was dancing so badly that some people had to kill their TV sets. Alcohol certainly is a possibility," said News Live host Contessa Brewer, "We're checking with Andrew Sullivan about the possibility that everything about the Palins is wrong."

***Update:
Ah, what the heck. I haven't heard from Nick Nolte's lawyers for months. Let's beshirt him:


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