Don't get me wrong, I heartily approve of taking your kids on rides. Just posted these for the contrast.
And anyway, which one is listening in on the most citizens? We may well take the macho cake in that category. (against a KGB guy!)
Another thought: What diet do you suppose Vladimir Putin's wife would be dictating for the Russian people had he not divorced her earlier this year? I bet she could have beaten more-water-less-salt. Vodka and beets for everyone!
(Also: more-water-less-salt - do you suppose she's experimenting on our kidneys?)