Wednesday, September 04, 2013

Found Clever

Found this and wondered, "How would I draw the French army?"

Then a quick google showed that someone had beat me to it:

So Hollande is telling Assad that he better not use chemical weapons. And Assad asks, "Who'll stop me?" Hollande blusters, "I'll stop you!"

"Oh yeah? You and what army?"


OregonGuy said...


lumberjack said...

my favorite:

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion."
-Norman Schwartzkopf.