So now Al Gore is a vegan. All he has to do now is find a more righteous way to poop and he'll be better than me in all aspects of existence. (course, it could be he's a vegan in the same way he's an environmentalist -- talk the game all day long then sneak off to burn carbon like a dump fire) If he follows his pattern with carbon, he'll boast of being a level six vegan, (forgoing any food with a consonant in its name) while eating great slabs of beef.
Also, it could just be that he noticed that all he's eaten for the past 3 years is doughnuts.
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If he follows his pattern with carbon, he'll boast of being a level six vegan, (forgoing any food with a consonant in its name) while eating great slabs of beef.
Well, he can't eat pork, after all. That would be killing the golden goose.
Yep ... I got that one ... I say two gasholes are greater than one gashole.
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