[in a cabin in the mountains, Jim wakes up and bangs his head on the table he was sleeping under]
Alex Rieger: Jim, are you alright?
"Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: Yeah...uh ... who are you?
Alex Rieger: I'm Alex. We're friends, we work together.
"Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: What? are we, lumberjacks?
Alex Rieger: No, we're cabdrivers.
"Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: I bet we don't do much business up here!
I'm pretty sure Cher has been augmenting her voice with the air-horn for the past several years.
The Japanese have developed a robotic Cher with air-horn vocals, a plastic face, and several bushels of synthetic hair. They say it will be an exact duplicate if they can teach it to yap nasty epithets at conservative women.
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As an aging top tenor, you don't know how promising this technology might be.
Off to market.
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I'm pretty sure Cher has been augmenting her voice with the air-horn for the past several years.
The Japanese have developed a robotic Cher with air-horn vocals, a plastic face, and several bushels of synthetic hair. They say it will be an exact duplicate if they can teach it to yap nasty epithets at conservative women.
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