Monday, January 17, 2005

Lurlene

From a site called Teenspoint:



There are two things we can be sure of in this world,
the old saying goes: death and taxes. Tax stories are
boring beyond all bearing, so illness and death
are Lurlene McDaniel's chosen subjects.


The Lumberjack's never really read any of this woman's work but I'll bet I've bought
two or three trees worth of her books. The kid reads them *fast*. Way, way faster
than anything else she's read. So it's a good thing that Lurlene comes out with
a new book more often than Michael Moore brushes his teeth.

Truth is, I was a little concerned when I went to Amazon and checked out the
titles available: Please Don't Die, Someone Dies -- Someone Lives, Don't Die, My Love,
Till Death Do Us Part
.... you get the idea. It sounded like the kind
of writing that called for Parental Supervision; you know, the kind where I
have to start saying "no" and incurring wrath. So I spent actual
hours web-sluthing and the consensus from all the book reports, parents'
comments, and reviews is that Lurlene is a white-hat, ie actually helping kids
somewhat with questions of death, illness, and rotten breaks. Good. Parental
action averted. The poor kid has had a rough year; if these books help, then
good.

I am going to have to read a few of them though. The internet is
a good place to get a diversity of opinion but it's also the source
of some world class misinformation. I'll just have to make sure none of the guys
on the loading docks see a Lurlene book in my cab. Damned if I want to live down
a sensitive-guy reputation; it takes just lavish swearing and profuse spitting and
inappropriate scratching and such.

Thursday, January 13, 2005

But you can call me Yah

From Ananova:

Internet couple name baby Yahoo

A Romanian couple who met each other on the internet have named their baby Yahoo.

Nonu and Cornelia Dragoman, from Medias, say they had a virtual relationship for three months before seeing each other.

Cornelia told Libertatea newspaper: "We named him Lucian Yahoo, one name after my father and the other from the computer. These were the two elements which guided my life."

The baby boy was born a few days after Christmas last year.

Wednesday, January 12, 2005

Poll

From Baghdad Dweller, a translation:

Election poll from Al-sabah

This poll was published in Al-Sabah newspaper showing that “terrorists” have failed to to dissuade Iraqis from votin, many be willing to take on the risks necessary to wrench back control of their nation. Even in a dangerous, quasi democratic election.

The poll was of 4974 Iraqis living in and around Baghdad.

The following is the translation of the poll and the results:

Will the security problems cause you to?
Not come out and vote the day of elections = 18.3%
Come out and vote the day of elections = 78.3%
No opinion = 3.4%

Do you support the Iraqi Government having its own official newspaper?
Yes = 67.7%
No = 30.9%
Do Not know = 1.4%?

Do you support military action against the terrorists?
Yes = 87.7 %
No = 11.1%
Don’t Know = 1.2%


Don't you think this is news? I bet it would get better coverage if the numbers
had a yankee-go-home flavor.
This is good news, and from Iraq the Model, an observation:

If these were the results that appeared after taking samples from in and around Baghdad which is considered to be the most dangerous area in the country (and inhabited by lots of Sunni Iraqis by the way!), then what would the results look like if the samples were taken from Basra or Erbil??

Tuesday, January 11, 2005

24

Know what I like about Chloe? When she's in trouble with the boss, she
stares straight ahead, into the middle-distance, and puts on a little pout.
I've got a child that used to do that. "Have you been eating the frosting
off the cake?" (stare, "maybe if I pretend I didn't hear, he'll forget
about it") "Well, someone has been eating frosting" (pout, "what?")

Cute as can be. Only thing that could make it better would be the
chocolate-smeared face.

I guess I'm ready to be hooked for one more season of 24, though I know
that if I miss a few episodes I'll be too lost to maintain interest.
Miss a few weeks and you're clueless. "Hey, what happened to Roseanne's kid?
Where did Kim get a gun? Why has Jack got a prosthetic arm?"
The only season I've seen completely must be season one. After an operation
on my elbow, I spent a week on narcotics watching 24 on DVD's. It all sort of
blurs together but I think the good-guys won.

Monday, January 10, 2005

Is it a mullet?


Man I wish I could find a picture of The Oval One from
the back. It really looks like he might have a mullet going on. Not
that I'm complaining, this look is *way* better than his previous
too-drunk-to-comb-my-hair look; that made me want to gouge my own
eyes out. I sure hope it's a mullet -- he'll just be too
much fun to ridicule once he starts pony-tailing the back.

Friday, January 07, 2005

Chantico

Came across this item that may make me rethink
my usual Starbucks avoidance:


This week I reached out for a cup of Chantico drinkable chocolate — gulp! — at Starbucks.
And by gulpable chocolate, I don't mean a chocolate shake, hot chocolate, chocolate milk or even Yoo-hoo. Starbucks has introduced a creamy, dark chocolate dessert that you sip elegantly while discussing great literature ... or "Hey, buddy, can I borrow the sports section?"

Imagine melted Godiva bars covered with hot fudge and Hershey's syrup. Or my old trick of putting a pint of Ben & Jerry's Brownie Batter in the microwave and then chugging it straight.

Thursday, January 06, 2005

What the internet was created for.... again.

Follow the link to find out what made this man
the winner of coveted Fan Deformity of the Week Award.



Wednesday, January 05, 2005

Cold cold cold

From News of the Weird:

After Billy W. Williams, 53, skipped out during his trial for aggravated assault in 2003 in Dallas, he was found guilty in absentia, but Judge Faith Johnson apparently was not quite satisfied. When Williams was recaptured and returned to her courtroom in October 2004 for sentencing, Johnson organized a "party" in his "honor," with balloons, streamers and a cake, to create a festive backdrop for her gleeful announcement that she was sentencing him to a life term. [CNN-AP, 10-26-04]


Also, on the (possibly) blond driver front:


Citing a police press release, the German news organization Deutsche Welle (DW-World) reported in November that the reason that motorist Julia Bauer of Bochum, Germany, lost control and smashed into a parked car and a lamppost was that she was preparing cereal and milk on the passenger seat while driving to work and tried to catch her bowl as it was falling to the floor. The cost of her breakfast (in damages) turned out to be about US$27,000. [DW-World, 11-5-04]

Tuesday, January 04, 2005

tubing


tubing, originally uploaded by lumberjack.

Ah, finally. A chance to show how the unskilled amuse themselves in the snow.

New Year

It's a new year and nothing seems to be working right. Good, just
like last year then. Really? Flickr doesn't seem to want to
accept my photos, other than that, I'm good. Well, good as *I* get
anyway.

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