Hide and Seek

NBC:

A missing tour bus passenger in remote southern Iceland ended up joining her own search party last weekend without realizing the search teams were in fact looking for her, according to a report.

According to the Iceland Review, which cited the website mbl.is (site in Icelandic), a bus driver in the volcanic canyon Eldgjá reported a foreign tourist missing on Saturday after she failed to return to her tour bus.

The driver had waited an hour before contacting local search and rescue teams to look for the woman, the Review said.

But the report said the search was called off early Sunday morning after it was discovered the woman believed to be missing had been on the bus all along -- and had even participated in the search for herself.

Other passengers had not recognized the woman because she had changed her clothes and cleaned up after the stop in Eldgjá before reentering the bus, reports said.

She's about your height, and you know, she might even have your eyes....

So anyway there it is: the only time ever where unpleasantness could have been avoided had there been a facial tattoo. "What's she look like? Well she's got 'Nike' tattooed on her forehead. Hey, wait a minute"

Vote on God

That whole mess about take God out, put God back, take Jerusalem out... It's funny, and it's to be expected. Sure I believe Obama was OK with it until he got word that subtracting God was a net vote loser. Obama just wanted to appease his base, the antisemitic atheists. And inside the Obama bubble, it seemed like a good idea.

But the most telling bit was when they corrected it. People have been playing the video because the delegates seem to be booing God and Jerusalem. But even more interesting is the voice vote.

Antonio Villaraigosa had to take the vote three times and it sounded to me like it was split 50-50. The language change needed a two-thirds majority to pass. But the word had come down to change it. What to do? Well Villaraigosa followed orders. He pretended that he heard a two-thirds majority. He demonstrated that the President was OK with cheating.

So, in one swoop they've managed to offend Christians, Jews, and atheists. And for a cherry on top, they demonstrated their willingness to ignore the rules.

Democrats were OK with ignoring the rules (the Constitution) in order to make Catholic institutions buy birth control for their employees. It's just karma that they should get bit by Obama's dishonesty as well. Or should I say: "it's just a random coincidence (in a universe that just happened to evolve matter, space, planets, living organisms, mammals, man, and Democrats) that they should get bit by Obama's dishonesty as well."

Look, Up In the Sky

Know how our protestors wear scarves and masks? To protect from reprisals, man.

Yeah, well in Russia there's reason to fly under the radar. I mean they do reprisals for recreation in Russia. That's why I admire the Russian photoshoppers who treat Putin the way I do Obama. The smart ones probably upload over their neighbors wi-fi.

About Those Jobs

Isn't it amazing when MSM types go off the reservation? My guess is that there are still a few Hillary supporters out there. They will generally tow the party line but every once in awhile they'll act out. Tomorrow they'll be right back to equating state sponsored abortion with a dog in a kennel on a car roof. (wait, I suppose not equating -- they'll maintain that the roof-dog is a war crime and the abortion is a basic human right)

And the jobs thing: It's like flapping your arms as you jump off a cliff. You can calculate that in the absence of gravity you would have risen several feet. But as any coyote chasing a roadrunner can tell you, it still ends with you at the bottom of the canyon sitting on a cactus.

Hear Me Now Und Believe Me Later

Just wanted everyone to be aware... the comments will be getting switched over sometime in the next few days.

I want to thank President Obama for helping to draw attention to this post. Though I should note that the Washington Post fact checker has determined that the above image has been altered and that the President has "a warm smile and is a great golfer, father, and special forces team member, and don't you forget it."

Same Old Same Old

BTW, what is this whole "Chicago is code word for black" thing? I've always associated Chicago with corrupt white politicians.  Can anyone name (another) black corrupt politician from Chicago?  (Jesse Jackson doesn't count, he's just a hustler)

h/t: MM

Signs

At a Chinese Beach

"OK, it's been a long hard week. We worked hard in the factories 

and then had to dispose of sister's female child. But now we relax. 

It's time to go to the beach and find some beautiful girls. Hey, where 

are the girls? Why are there hardly any girls?"

The Tennis

found on the internet, I swear it

Bring Out Your Dead... Voters

"The thing is, the Republicans don't even try to get the dead vote. 

Well that's just the trifecta for me: women, Hispanics, and dead people."