R-oooooooo!

h/t: lumberbrudi

Nuff Said

Ann Coulter:

The Daily Mail (London) traced the family's proud Anglo ancestry of stable families back hundreds of years. The Nazi war machine couldn't break the British, but the modern welfare state has.

Looter Fun

Stoo asked if I was somehow connected with this page. Sad to say, I'm not. Pretty funny stuff, some of them.

Just in Time for the Election

From the Daily News:

WASHINGTON- Rep. Pete King knocked President Obama over reports he green-lighted unprecedented access of the Navy SEALs crew who killed Osama bin Laden to Hollywood filmmakers.

The movie is scheduled for release on Oct. 12, 2012, less than a month before next year's general election - an October surprise blown this week by the New York Times.

***Update:

Hey Rioters!

Look at your friend, now back to me; now at your friend, now back to me! Sadly, he isn't me; but if he stopped using antisocial behavior and started using job center he could be like me. Look down, back up. Where are we? You're at an interview, with the man your friend could work for! What's in his hand? It's an application form to that job he needs. Look again.. the form is now money! Anything is possible when you get a job and stop looting. I'm at a desk.

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Swim With the Sharks

Pretty sweet. As soon as they come out with one that's TOW missile compatible, I'm getting a dozen.

h/t: presurfer

Truth

Don't shoot the messenger.

Newton's First Law

He who has the Newton makes the law.

Satellites

Really? There's 13,000 satellites up there? Seems a bit congested.

You should notice that they rotate the earth upside-down towards the end of the video. Hello? You guys? Did you give any thought to the polar bears when you did that?

I'll bet half those satellites are floating polar bears that Google set in orbit by unthinkingly flipping the earth around. And then they blame the polar bear shortage on global warming! Hey guys, it's called science. You should get some.

Also, I think that since Google Earth caused it; it's their responsibility to send some seals out there to nourish the bears until we can figure out a way to get them back.

Goonies