Tuesday, August 09, 2011


Really? There's 13,000 satellites up there? Seems a bit congested.

You should notice that they rotate the earth upside-down towards the end of the video. Hello? You guys? Did you give any thought to the polar bears when you did that?

I'll bet half those satellites are floating polar bears that Google set in orbit by unthinkingly flipping the earth around. And then they blame the polar bear shortage on global warming! Hey guys, it's called science. You should get some.

Also, I think that since Google Earth caused it; it's their responsibility to send some seals out there to nourish the bears until we can figure out a way to get them back.