Hey Rioters!

Look at your friend, now back to me; now at your friend, now back to me! Sadly, he isn't me; but if he stopped using antisocial behavior and started using job center he could be like me. Look down, back up. Where are we? You're at an interview, with the man your friend could work for! What's in his hand? It's an application form to that job he needs. Look again.. the form is now money! Anything is possible when you get a job and stop looting. I'm at a desk.

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