Look at the Guy, Who Cares What He Thinks?

The man was born with a rugged face, maybe one that wouldn't look out of
place out in the woods with a chainsaw; but somehow he's managed to cultivate
a look that says, "Come to me if you need advice on scented candles or peppermint
enemas, otherwise, I haven't a clue as to what this world is about." The pretend
Native-American heritage is just icing on his already too sugary cake.