Step Away From the Knife

I don't know if a human was involved in picking the graphic to use with the story of a Malayan woman who went all Lorena Bobbitt on her ex-husband. I'd like to think that a computer saw the word 'knife' in the headline and pulled up the image to match.

It's not like you could ever get used to these stories about women who make their husbands and boyfriends more aerodynamic. They just don't need the extra punch that the graphic gives them.