Iran's Nuclear Program

Scientists at Iran's Bushehr Nuclear "Power Plant" say they are already seeing the fruits of nuclear research. "We have just developed a camel with two butts, and our intelligence services tell us the Zionists are years away from any such accomplishment."

"With our Revolutionary Guard Corps riding beasts such as these their enemies will not know what to do. 'Oh, which way do we shoot? We don't know! We can't tell which way their camels are going!' Ha! We will back them into the sea with our camels of no direction!"

cut some slack, it's been a long day of office work for me