More Silliness

What a good idea:

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Wanted: rich older women interested in hot younger guys. Applicants must be over 35, earn at least $500,000 a year or have a minimum of $4 million in liquid assets, entrusted assets or divorce settlement.

That's the basis of a speed-dating event organized by a New York entrepreneur bringing together 20 "sugar mamas" and 20 "boy toys" vetted by an elite New York matchmaker.

And what kind of guys will show up?

Wanted: young, handsome male psychopaths with a familiarity with Rohypnol, and access to gunny sacks, rope, and a shovel.

I mean, come ooon, guys. You hold an event like that and a year from now we'll be watching the forensics on Court TV. Sheesh, I wish they'd ask me about these things first.