Didja see? Madonna is retaining Fiona Shackleton, Paul McCartney's divorce lawyer. So what does that mean to me? Well, probably that I should stop by Circuit City on the way home -- I usually keep TV's about the same amount of time as Madonna keeps husbands, or boyfriends, or sperm donors.
See? Celebrities do serve a purpose, if only to remind us when it's time to upgrade our appliances. Another helpful celebrity is Geena Davis. She's very helpful in determining when it's time to upgrade your computer. I start visiting the Mac store when I hear that she's dating someone new.
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Madonna Gets Divorced
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