The Woods Part of the Trip

Oh the things you see when you don't have your gun with you.

For some reason they just ended this river in mid air.
The water had to drop 80 feet and start being a river
all over again. Don't ask me why. I suspect our state
highway department was involved.

And here's the exciting bit. That's right, your eyes aren't
playing tricks on you. I stood within twenty feet of this
ferocious bear. I'm pretty sure he was a grizzly, though
the park ranger called him a cotton-tail. A cotton-tail bear?
Yeah, right.