Anyone Else Get This?

Is anyone else getting visits from an old guy calling himself "the future Elton John"?

He's been e-mailing me for years, urging me to do one thing or another. "Remember, when the time comes, cut the blue wire," is a favorite.

Anyway, now he's on the porch. At first I thought it was the cough medicine, but I drank twice as much and another one didn't appear. Still just the one, rocking in the wicker chair and humming Rocket Man. So, well, got me stumped. I suppose I should take him out a blanket.