Wednesday, February 03, 2010

Federal Contracting


Drudge has a link to a advertisement of an IRS solicitation for shotguns. (which doesn't surprise me, it's for the CID people) Though, yes, next audit I'll try to remember the body armor.

Anyway, I can beat that one: I just got a request for quotes on the job of burning narcotics. Sure, you say, somebody has got to burn them. But look at the amount per year:

Provide a quote to destroy approxmitaley 215,000lbs of narcotics. Approximately 210,000lbs Soft narcotics and 5,000 lbs of hard narccotics. the government intends to establish a five year BPA Provide a per pound quote for destroying hard narcotics:soft narcotics include but not limited to cocaine, heroin, and methamphetamine, 1 EA

002 provide per pound quote for destroying soft narcotics: hard narcotics include but not limited to ecstasy, hash, khat, marijuana, and steroids 1 EA

003 Year One: Provide a per pound quote for destroying hard narcotics:soft narcotics include but not limited to cocaine, heroin, and methamphetamine, 1 EA

004 year one: provide per pound quote for destroying soft narcotics: hard narcotics include but not limited to ecstasy, hash, khat, marijuana, and steroids

No, I won't provide a link; because, hey, you'll just embarrass yourself if you offer to burn "only a trunk-full".

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