What Would Obama Do?

See the sidebar for a chance to get one of these fine toys for a pittance. That's right, they've been discounted because of the widespread belief that they're defective. Amazon got many of these units returned because they always come up "SPEND MORE". But the manufacturer claims "that's not a bug; that's a feature."

So whether you play the stock market, or if you're just one of those people who buy groceries, you can now navigate the "land of audacity" with confidence using the WWOD compass.

No need to thank me. We're all in this together.