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Stuff like:

1 in 10 Americans Prefer Colonoscopies to Computer Security

and

Report: 2 Deaths In NYC Blamed On Snow-Covered Streets

Oh wait, that second one isn't funny, it's tragic. And when you consider that one of the dead was a newborn, and that the nine hour wait for an ambulance was the result of public sector union workers dragging their feet... well, that's infuriating.

With the unemployment numbers we've got, it shouldn't be hard to fill the job of any sanitation worker who feels he needs to teach the city a lesson by slowing down during an emergency. These guys should be put on a list. Call it the Next Time You're Fired List. Like Ronald Reagan and the Air Traffic Controllers, Bloomberg needs to lay down the law.