[in a cabin in the mountains, Jim wakes up and bangs his head on the table he was sleeping under]
Alex Rieger: Jim, are you alright?
"Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: Yeah...uh ... who are you?
Alex Rieger: I'm Alex. We're friends, we work together.
"Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: What? are we, lumberjacks?
Alex Rieger: No, we're cabdrivers.
"Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: I bet we don't do much business up here!
Hiwa Alaghebandian? Seems to me I went to school with an Hiwa Alaghebandian. I wonder if it was the same Hiwa Alaghebandian. OK, that's not entirely true, but only in the sense that it's a big fat lie.