Wednesday, June 22, 2011


Drudge linked to a story about how Hugh Hefner is getting revenge on his intended bride for calling it off just days short of the wedding. He's put a runaway bride sticker over her picture:

But Hugh, she's not running. She's walking away.
It just seems like running to you.

But you can still catch her. Use the scooter, Hugh! Use the scooter!